Yup, that Tom Cruise Katie Holmes divorce got settled faster than you can say ‘Thetan‘ and while the settlement and mediation are top secret, Hollywood Leek has acquired the transcript from TomKat’s speedy divorce settlement. Here are Mr. Cruise’s finest quotes:
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