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‘The Master’ Finds Farrelly’s With Fights, Farts & Sand Sex

‘The Master’ Finds Farrelly’s With Fights, Farts & Sand Sex

Movie News, Satire News 17 September, 2012 at 8:16 pm

All of these can be found throughout Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest film, The Master which brings back the Farrelly Brothers from the dead.

Scientologists Re-Release ‘Battlefield Earth’ As Revenge For ‘The Master’

Scientologists Re-Release ‘Battlefield Earth’ As Revenge For ‘The Master’

Movie News, Satire News 14 September, 2012 at 8:24 pm

To counteract Paul Thomas Anderson’s Scientology movie, The Master, The Church of Scientology is re-releasing Battlefield Earth, it’s infamous sci-fi flop envisioned by founder L. Ron Hubbard.

10 Reasons Why Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Will Never Divorce

10 Reasons Why Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Will Never Divorce

Gay/Lesbian, Movie News, Satire News 15 August, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with Essence Magazine recently to dispel rumors that she and Will Smith were getting divorced, even comparing such rumors to the Biblical figure Job.

NTN: John Travolta Denies Sexual Assault Charges, Blames ‘Titanic’

NTN: John Travolta Denies Sexual Assault Charges, Blames ‘Titanic’

Movie News, Satire News 7 August, 2012 at 4:13 pm

A month after former Royal Caribbean employee Fabian Zanzi accused John Travolta of sexual assault, Travolta has denied the charges, claiming he was merely acting out scenes from his favorite movie Titanic.

NTN: After Divorcing Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Leaves League of Beards

NTN: After Divorcing Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Leaves League of Beards

Gay/Lesbian, Satire News 5 July, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Shocking many in the Church of Scientologiy, Katie Holmes has left the Church’s prestigious League of Beards. Holmes’ membership was revoked after the former-Beard filed for divorce from Tom Cruise.

NTN: Interior Decorator Sues Travolta for Failing to Sexually Assault Him

NTN: Interior Decorator Sues Travolta for Failing to Sexually Assault Him

Satire News 30 June, 2012 at 10:39 pm

In the midst of a media firestorm, John Travota is being sued yet again, this time for failing to sexually assault his longtime interior decorator, allegedly causing “severe emotional distress.”