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21 October, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Readers Top Freakiest Children’s Halloween Costumes Sure To Offend

Halloween brings out all types where the most prudish people will turn themselves out in hooker gear, and then there are always those parents who dress their unknowing kids in the most freaky and sometimes purely offensive outfits. Check out some of the craziest ones we were sent by our readers.

We asked you on Twitter to send in your most bizarre Halloween kids costumes, and man did we get some doozies! Some of these will immediately have people speed dialing child protective services wondering what parent would put their young child in it, but that’s what Halloween brings out sometimes. As you can see in the images above and just below, this mom really got into the spirit of Halloween and dressed herself up in a hajib while making sure those little bombs were all even and in place for her little terrorist in training. The top one with the smiling kid just makes me wonder if this kid will wind up in a Montana based militia group when he grows up!

I’m not sure who should be most nervous, the parents bringing out the pimp in their little boy or the girls parents who he may be dating caring these youthful memories with him.

Okay, this one does make me smirk as it look like how Bill Mahr’s kid would be decked out if he had any. At least they’re letting him know that once he hits college he can get happily take some organic Biology 101.

Yup, that little cup in his hand signifies Adolf Hitler’s last night on earth. How messed up is whomever put that kid in that outfit….if he ever runs for political office, he’s screwed!

These next two feel like they were inspired by PeTA ads. The bottom one is a lobster about to be boiled.

I don’t even think any words need to be said for this one. It’ll definitely make you groan and do that involuntary chuckle.

Here’s an odd homage to Alien with this little kid in a chicken outfit with that little alien head pooping out of his chest. Ridley Scott would be so proud…

Gotta love the dirty crack baby in the shopping cart teaching this little kid about walking a mile in those homeless shoes. I wonder what this kid will say to his folks when he’s much older about this one.

Now the one below is definitely an ingenious one that I thought was pretty cool. Hey, it’s better to have your kid holding his head in a jar in his hand, rather than dressing him up in some of the above shots. Thanks to all our Twitter followers and readers for having that sick sensibility with these shots! Now we’re compiling all the top Scariest Halloween movies that were sent in.