Proving that you can turn lemons into lemonade, Randy Travis opts to embrace his recent drunken quarrels with the law by marketing his own brand of booze. Here’s the first ad for Randy Travis’ Brawl Juice!
Tioga, Texas, is best-known as the birthplace of Gene Autry, a peaceful landscape of wide pastures, grazing horses, two-lane country roads and friendly people. This little town is growing in support for the country singer and his new brand of alcohol. One of the local residents had this to say about the famous August 7th incident.
“He’s a real nice guy, very personable and very friendly,” said James Chillard, owner of Mark’s Outdoor barbecue restaurant in Tioga, where Travis frequently dines. “I hate that this happened. I’ve heard about another man that never made a mistake, and they hung him from a cross.”
Of course, these conversations took place before Travis, 53, got involved in a fight that night in the parking lot of the Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, this time exchanging blows with another man. If there is healing in Tioga, Travis needs it now. The town realizes that they can now embrace and make a buck or two off of Travis’ radical new image so they’re already turning several of the local stills over to the man and are lending a hand or two to help him get this town back on the map for more than just country music.
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