Mitt Romney Has Zingers Ready For Barack Obama

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney plans on winning tonight’s presidential debate with “zingers” he’s had in his back pocket since August, MSNBC reported. Hollywood Leek has obtained a highly confidential list of these so-called “zingers” from a source inside the Romney campaign. We know ‘with it’ Romney is with his humor so you know what to expect.

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