It was learned that Mitt Romney will be running with Monty Burns in 2012. The news broke early Tuesday evening on CNN, as Romney was returning from his trip in London for the 2012 Olympic Games.
Romney commented, saying “Burns and I have a solid relationship and will turn America back into the superpower it once was in the 70′s. We have similar interest for this nation, we come from similar backgrounds, and we both support nuclear power.”
Romney said there is no danger from nuclear power, and that Fukushima was just a fluke caused by God’s wrath for allowing gays to exist. Stay tuned for more details as the story develops.
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