Thousands of Nazis left Madonna’s concert in Paris this past weekend feeling duped and disgusted.
“We were told that this was to be a concert that would feature swastikas and other Nazi paraphernalia,” said Heinrik Kraus of the Nazi Reclamation League. “We brought our kids and picnic baskets, and then she whips out her tit?”
There was some speculation that the breast flash may not have been planned. Reportedly, Madonna was in the middle of a song from her new album, “MDNA,” when she noticed half the audience heading for the concession stand.
This caused her to forget her lyrics and then, using a trick she’d employed years earlier, she just started whipping out tits. Clearly, it was the wrong audience for such a stunt.
“Have you ever tried eating a tin of Vienna sausage while looking at a 50 year old tit?” said Nazi Madonna-lover Anna Von Kemp. “I mean, people ride us for gassing the Jews, but that? That’s an affront to all humanity.”
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