NTN: Macaulay Culkin Joins Cast of ‘The Walking Dead’

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Just when you thought The Walking Dead couldn’t get any better, AMC announced a new addition to the cast today.  Fans were already ecstatic about the return of Michael Rooker, but now they’ve got another new dead character to really send them over the edge.

Apparently the Home Alone star, Macaulay Culkin was walking down a street in Los Angeles when he literally bumped into the show’s creator Robert Kirkman, knocking him to the ground. Witnesses say Kirkman screamed frantically when he looked up and saw a sickly, gaunt Culkin trying to help him up.

Said Kirkman, “I swear to God, he looked just like one of our zombies. My initial reaction was to recover my footing and remove its head. It wasn’t until he apologized that I realized who he was.”

A friend of Culkin says that Kirkman and Culkin met immediately following the incident with executive producer Frank Darabont. Darabont immediately signed Culkin to 13 episodes sighting, “Not only do we get a big time name, but we save a little money on makeup.”

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14 comments
cockblock707
cockblock707

@SandBathroom No they are going to kill him off not for a while the comic book creator said he wants to kill Rick off before he ends the comics and I think ricks end is coming near in the comics like in the next couple of issues I think he's dead. But this is all theory

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37RIMAX37
37RIMAX37

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latiat1234
latiat1234

wait wait here....... Carol shot a gun ? Am i on drug ?

VirtualPlague
VirtualPlague

I'm just personally not a big fan of him. To each their own though.

techne123
techne123

All you can do is make fun of someones penis? Just shows how uneducated you are. :P

htm890
htm890

he isnt an asshole he just was a little too attached to carl and lori, and really beleived rick just wanted to break that up

SandBathroom
SandBathroom

Naw, Glenn didn't turn into a douche. Which makes his death 100 times worse.

SandBathroom
SandBathroom

Man, who are these people saying Rick will die? Dude, he's the face of the Walking Dead. Killing him off is like killing off Harry Potter before he reached the last book.