Lindsay Lohan’s Unpaid $46K Chateau Marmont Bill Released

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The story has become expected now with actress Lindsay Lohan. She’s now truly taking after dad Michael Lohan who was accused back in the 1990′s of leaving a hotel on Long Island with a rather large unpaid bill. Not nearly as big as almost $50K his daughter racked up at the Chateau Marmont, but she does things on a much bigger scale than her dad did. He would just work from his jail cell talking to Cindy Adams and Liz Smith when they were both still relevant.

TMZ reported that two different police departments are looking into Lindsay Lohan’s most recent alleged crimes. Lindsay is now a prime suspect in the theft of $100,000 in jewelry, and sunglasses from the Hollywood Hills home of Sam Magid.

But wait folks… That is not all for Lindsay this week. A second police department wants to interview Lindsay Lohan to determine if she committed a crime by lying to the police regarding a car crash that happened last June.

And now comes word that she’s been banned from the Chateau Marmont for ringing up some big big bills. You might wonder what one could spend nearly $50K on at one hotel, well our friends at Hollywood Leek have it all for you below.

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Born and bred in the Bay Area, Kevin Scannell is a young comedy writer with an old soul. Having studied at the alternative comedy mecca, Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre, he continues to write hilarious articles, spec scripts, pilots, web shorts and sketches. Basically, this is one funny dude who's worth reading.
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19 comments
russelldawes
russelldawes

I see you are racist yourself. It always amazes me how some1 such as yourself uses such terms even in this day and age. I suppose there is still those of low class and intelligence still out and about. Box of 64 crayola crayons just messes your head all up, huh!

nuttyhnatiuk
nuttyhnatiuk

It's not fair that just because she's famous that she gets treated differently. That's total BS!

wingersx
wingersx

Somebody murder this bitch

ladypulla662
ladypulla662

Black dude spoke the truth. If she was black, off the first crime she would have been in prison for 5 years. And fuck u. This my opinion

life4215
life4215

That black dude looks like Kanye Wesr

BEN HASNE
BEN HASNE

I HATE THE NIGGER ON THIS SHOW. HES A RACIST NIGGER HOW DO U LIKE IT

Yoyoredman
Yoyoredman

It's obvious she suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder among other things.

RykComerford
RykComerford

I think she's talented, or at least she used to be. I wonder if a psychiatrist could actually figure out why she keeps making the wrong decisions.

moomman89
moomman89

Can U say that? Your a lawyer.GUILTY bitch!

MisterDoodyHead
MisterDoodyHead

dear TMZ, please accept my VIDEO RESPONSE entitled... "SPECTACULAR offer for LINDSAY LOHAN!" thank you, MrDoodyHead

Mithez
Mithez

So much for turning around

pamelitaz013
pamelitaz013

i agree with you!!! They've giving her lot's of opportunities. But not to be mean, I think she needs to get an IQ test or something to see why she doesn't comprehend that her career, and maybe everything is at risk. She's not a bad actress either. Let's Hope she change her ways for her sake.

RHIE35H
RHIE35H

Like i said hot bitches be cra...