The story has become expected now with actress Lindsay Lohan. She’s now truly taking after dad Michael Lohan who was accused back in the 1990′s of leaving a hotel on Long Island with a rather large unpaid bill. Not nearly as big as almost $50K his daughter racked up at the Chateau Marmont, but she does things on a much bigger scale than her dad did. He would just work from his jail cell talking to Cindy Adams and Liz Smith when they were both still relevant.
TMZ reported that two different police departments are looking into Lindsay Lohan’s most recent alleged crimes. Lindsay is now a prime suspect in the theft of $100,000 in jewelry, and sunglasses from the Hollywood Hills home of Sam Magid.
But wait folks… That is not all for Lindsay this week. A second police department wants to interview Lindsay Lohan to determine if she committed a crime by lying to the police regarding a car crash that happened last June.
And now comes word that she’s been banned from the Chateau Marmont for ringing up some big big bills. You might wonder what one could spend nearly $50K on at one hotel, well our friends at Hollywood Leek have it all for you below.
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