What Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Wedding Guests Can Expect

It’s been quite a while since Kim Kardashian dumped Kris Humphries after a very profitable wedding so now she’s readying storylines for the upcoming 2013 Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Could a Kim Kardashian, Kanye West marriage ceremony happen in the coming months? If West’s latest “White Dress” cover art becomes a reality, you can bet on it. To prepare for what would be the biggest celebrity nuptials of the year, here’s what you can expect at KimYe’swedding… And not just mom Kris Jenner operating the camera for some more video leakage…

1. Guest gift bags will include a copy of each of their respective sex tapes.

2. They will wear matching black leather tuxedo & wedding dress.

3. Kanye will collaborate with Jay-Z on his vows.

4. Instead of groomsmen, Kanye will have cardboard cut-outs of himself so he doesn’t feel overshadowed.

5. The priest will be in an urban teddy bear mascot costume.

6. E! does a 13-hour special on the event entitled, “Keeping Up With The Egos.”

7. As Kanye’s placing the ring on Kim, Taylor Swift rushes the altar claiming “Beyonce is the best bride alive!”

8. As Kim walks down the aisle the church organ plays“Golddigger.”

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