Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together again after a rather turbulent legal past, and this has left many wondering just what he did to win her back. The 23-year-old R&B superstar has officially broken it off with ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran so now he’s got more than enough time on his hands to talk to Rihanna, as he’s making the Love the Way You Lie singer his number one priority.
We’ve got the inside scoop done in pictures so you can get a full graphic view of that Brown love.
1. He’s writing a song about her called “Sorry ‘Bout Cho Face, Bitch.”
2. He tweeted “From now on, I only want to hit you from behind @Rihanna #ButtUppercut”
3. He’s okay with settling future arguments with a dance-off.
4. He offers to go halvsies on any lingering medical bills.
5. He promised to make her feel like she’s the only girl in the world by knocking all others unconscious.
6. He vows he’ll get a new tattoo of her face every time she forgets to duck.
7. Buys her new lingerie with matching boxing mask.
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