A month after former Royal Caribbean employee Fabian Zanzi accused John Travolta of sexual assault, Travolta has denied the charges, claiming he was merely acting out scenes from his favorite movie Titanic.
“When I embraced Fabian on the bow of the ship that starry night,” the Savages star told media, “it was not a sexual advance. I’m not gay! I was merely recreating my second favorite scene from Titanic…and happen to have been wearing an open bath robe.”
Travolta didn’t stop there, later forcing the helpless employee to make a pencil drawing of him “spread-eagle across a chaise lounge, wearing nothing but a big jewel necklace,” Fabian said. “I told him I couldn’t draw, but he said it didn’t matter…as long as I stared longingly into his eyes.”
Fabian reports Travolta later forced him into a car he’d brought onto the ship and proceeded to wipe his hand across the rear windshield continually. When the ship attendant tried to escape, Travolta apparently grabbed his penis saying, “I’ll never let go.”
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