‘Jersey Shore‘ meets ‘Jaws‘ badly in ‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack‘ has another new trailer for the blu-ray/DVD coming next month. If you missed it last month on SyFy, two lucky readers will get their own blu-ray copies too!
When ‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack‘ was first announced, it seemed like a no brainer idea from Troma, but SyFy was behind this one that hit last month with an interesting cast, and even Vinny Guadagnino from Jersey Shore was cast for the fun. SyFy is now doing more original films like Dinocroc and Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus for some reason rather than focusing on the amazing shows that made the Sci-Fi Channel so amazing. I think the fact that they made their version of Snooki so much hotter than the original will bring some interested folks out to compare.
The famous one-man exploitation assembly line Fred Olen Ray, who’s directed such priceless B-movie epics as Hollywood Chainsaw Massacre and Armed Response (in addition to numerous Skinemax T&A flicks), produced Jersey Shore Shark Attack and managed to get a few name actors to sign on for some shameless slumming – Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), William Atherton (Die Hard), Tony Sirico (The Sopranos), and even former N’Sync member Joey Fatone in the role he was born to play….himself, getting eaten by the shark. Actual Jersey Shore cast member Vinny Guadagnino is also on hand playing a news reporter. You all can compare which was worse this one, or Piranha 3DD…it’s a tough call!
[callout title=Jersey Shore Shark Attack Movie Synopsis]Attention all guidos and guidettes – get out of the water! On August 28th, Anchor Bay Entertainment will release on Blu-ray™ and DVD the movie JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK. This genre-busting film, which aired as a Syfy Saturday Original Movie on June 9, follows a crew of Jerseyites who band together against killer sharks that threaten to spoil their summer fun by eating them alive. An entertaining and outrageous action-thriller, JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK features a talented cast including Jeremy Luke (Interpretation), Melissa Molinaro (“Making the Band 3”), Paul Sorvino (GoodFellas, Kill the Irishman), Jack Scalia (“All My Children”), Joey Fatone (N-Sync, “Dancing with the Stars”), Vinny Guadagnino (MTV’s “The Jersey Shore”), William Atherton (The Last Samurai, Die Hard) and Tony Sirico (“The Sopranos”).
With summer in full swing and a record-breaking Fourth of July crowd soaking up the boardwalk sun, Seaside Heights is the place to be in New Jersey! But when an illegal coastal drilling operation inadvertently unleashes a horde of man-eating albino bull sharks, the city is hurled into a deadly chaos. Can a local Jersey crew band together to fend off the bloodthirsty, ravenous sharks before the whole town is consumed…or will these “Shore” hotties sleep with the fishes?
So get ready to fist pump with the kids from the “Shore” as they take to the ocean armed only with street smarts, big muscles and hair gel! Fuggetaboudit – this is JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK and it’s the most fun flick of the summer![/callout]