Forecast: ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast In 10 Years

Last week MTV announced that, after six seasons, they were pulling the plug on everyone’s favorite reality show, Jersey Shore. To send them on their way, Hollywood Leek imagines where each cast member will be ten years down the line. I know we’ve guess some of these already, see what else you come up with…

Snooki:

-While vacationing in the Amazon rain forest, Snooki was eaten by pack of wild tamerines who mistook her for a giant orange.

Ronnie:

Ronnie found Jesus (for the third time) and works as a bus driver for the St. Joseph Catholic Church of Seacaucus, NJ.

J-Woww:

J-Woww is still recovering from surgery to put breast implants on her knees.

Sammi:

- Sammi married Chris Brown.

Mike “The Situation”:

- After gaining 300 pounds, Mike adjusts to his new nick name to “The FATuation.”

Vinny:

- Becomes the 49th President of the United States.

Pauly D:

-After Pauly D’s famous blow-out became the largest blow out in the Guinness book of world records, the Jersey native landed the gig as the new Slim Jim spokesman.

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