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Tabloids Assume Jennifer Aniston To Show Boobs at Justin Theroux Wedding

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With the announcement of Jennifer Aniston’s engagement to Justin Theroux, tabloids are abuzz with questions about the wedding size, which Friends costars will show, and most of all, whether or not Aniston will appear topless.

“We thought it would happen in The Switchand then they practically guaranteed it in Horrible Bosses,” says US Weekly blogger, Marcus Potts.

“But this actually makes sense. Because she’s Greek, the wedding will be extremely long, so a little boob flash will help break up the yawn fest…think what it might’ve done for He’s Just Not Than Into You.”

Farley Grand of National Enquirer has practically guaranteed tits at the wedding, stating, “Invitees aren’t going to a movie theater because New Line loosely promised tits. These people know Jennifer. If her tits don’t come out at this wedding, even her family will be outraged.”

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9 comments
kwantoon
kwantoon

What in flying the fuck? You do realize this is what people do when they are ACTING? Hence the title Actor/Actress.

NYGFANKNOCKUOUT
NYGFANKNOCKUOUT

she is so hot in this movie she made me cum all over the place! and i wasnt even jacking off! especially the scene when she ate the penis shaped foods. I've been dreaming about having sex with her ever since, i even got a couple wet dreams of her like she was in the movie! its just too awesome!

Shazam1414
Shazam1414

There is a huge difference between being gay and being faithful to the woman you love. :/