Matthew McConaughy was born to play the role of Dallas in Channing Tatum’s Magic Mike, but Jason Biggs did his own variation on the role in this ‘leaked’ audition tape showing that he’s gone from humping apple pies to just his hand and cowboy hat.
When Matthew McConaughey said his infamous line in Magic Mike, “The law says that you cannot touch, but I think I see a lot of law breakers up in this house tonight,” audiences wanted to break it, but when Jason Biggs gamely goes after the same line, you just want to pat him on the head and follow them to the tee. This is obviously a fake leaked audition tape, but it’s funny enough and shows the actor is still game to go to any embarrassing lengths to get that laugh…and possibly flagging career back on track.
Biggs definitely will make you smirk as he goes from trying to do a bad Southern riff on McConaughy’s sexy Dallas twang to heading into his pre-strip mode which is basically him beginning to touch himself and go from there. He strips all the way down to a thong, and if you want to be spared the site stop the video at the 4:30 mark. It’s cute and funny and has that tinge of creepiness and comfortableness to make you think it could be something on an episode of Louie that he walks in on.
And so as to save your eyes, here’s an image from the film that will make you happy. Let’s see if Biggs winds up in an upcoming Scary Movie sequel playing this role now.