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2 May, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Terry Crews Screams & Crotch Grabs For ‘The Expendables 2′ Teaser

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This was a teaser trailer that works great for ‘The Expendables 2‘ with Terry Crews screaming at you, grabbing his crotch and letting you know that you’re dumb if you think his little thing is a real trailer. I wanna see how Jason Statham would do it!

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What a great teaser trailer that lets you know how little it is while you’re waiting for the big one to come, and Terry Crews is the right man to lay it all out for you with ‘The Expendables 2′. Very cool idea and funny while giving us some great action shots which you can see below. The trailer will be hitting either tomorrow or Friday I’d assume, but at least the Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Arnold Schwartzengegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jean Claude Van Damme explosive extravaganza has stepped up and really amped up the marketing finally. I just love that they’re taking the piss out of this annoying teaser trailer trend and making it their own while still embracing it. I’m hoping this sequel can be an entertaining as the original since it’s just so much fun watching all your favorite action men vying for screen time attention.
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The Expendables 2 Movie Synopsis
The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) — with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time — six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way….

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, and Jean Claude Van Damme

Directed By: Simon West

Release Date: August 17, 2012


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The Expendables 2 Teaser Trailer With Terry Crews – Best Movies Ever

Terry Crews Screams & Crotch Grabs For ‘The Expendables 2′ Teaser – Best Movies Ever News

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Omegax9000
Omegax9000

PPPPPPPOWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EXPLOSIONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A5J4DX
A5J4DX

hahahhaa crews rulez

bonehead156
bonehead156

aww and i thought he was going to go crazy and explode things with his shark nipples like in the old spice commercials.....

123kiay
123kiay

Trailer for a trailer? Aww ya

elliot5597
elliot5597

Chick Norris is a little fag, he ruined this movie by making it a 12, plus Bruce Lee could of beat him in a fight so he has nothing to be proud of.

Silverh4wke
Silverh4wke

i saw The Expendables 6 weeks ago and now i dont know what the movie was about

Captain00KIrk
Captain00KIrk

You forgot Schwarzenegger, HOW COULD YOU!?!?! DX

karnagew10
karnagew10

chuck norris made them have a trailer for the trailer, showing him sneezing at different parts i the film

fullster1983
fullster1983

hahaha, You know you got to have a trailer for a trailer don't you?!

iamjustaperson22
iamjustaperson22

People who disliked are gonna get pumped... full of lead.