Celebrities love getting all the free things that their claim to fame brings them, and some have no problem spreading their good luck while other are not so much. Our friends at Hollywood Leek got the lowdown on which celebrities are giving treats, and which ones are doing more tricks on unsuspecting Halloween Trick Or Treaters this year. This way, you’ll know which houses to avoid, and which celebrities will actually be there to greet your swollen pumpkins and fill it with more sweet love.
Below, you can see what to expect from these celebrities. Some surprising, some not so surprising.
Kim Kardashian – Old wedding gifts not able to be returned or tracked by Kris Humphries.
Octomom – Sugar Babies and real spare babies. Possibly a signed copy of her porn movie for the right price.
Rush Limbaugh – Oreos with crushed Oxycontin filling.
Snooki – Jello shots along with a resume since Jersey Shore Has Been Cancelled
Mel Gibson - Mein Kampf and candy corn
Lance Armstrong – His Tour de France titles
Robert Pattinson – What’s left of his dignity and autographed Trampire Tee Shirts
Wesley Snipes – An IOU & Free Prison Visits To Check Your 2012 Tax Forms
Scarlett Johansson – Skittles and a boner. Often confused with a Matt Bomer.
Rupert Sanders – Peanut M&M’s and a speaking part in his next movie if you’ll sleep with him. He made Kristen Stewart and even bigger star!
Mitt Romney – Nothing. He doesn’t believe in handouts.
Gary Busey – Haunted House ride in his mouth.
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