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The minute Michael Bay’s pairing up with Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg for Pain and Gain hit, the question ‘Do you even lift, bro?’ really took off with plenty of memes and videos trying to get The Rock to say. Now we’ve got some of the best ones below that were as big going viral

As a guy, you know there are just some things in life we’re supposed to love no questions asked. Naturally we do what’s expected and pretend to love certain things even though we’d rather stick our jagged fingernail into our eye for something more interesting to focus on

We know violence is part of our culture, and while many people speak out and say it should be stopped, there are those times when certain celebrities who are just plain wanks get smacked down a little and we can’t help but smirk. We know it’s not right

Robert De Niro is usually only in the press when he’s got an upcoming movie or his Tribeca Film Festival, so it’s no surprise that his recent stir up with Beyonce’s hubby Jay Z didn’t get much ink. The New York Post reported that the Taxi Driver wasn’t too happy when the singer came over to his table to greet him because he was mad that Jay-Z had never returned his phone calls. Some people are still a little old school, and an e-mail or test just won’t cut it.

Just after Elmo and Kevin Clash had gotten through one sexual offender scandal, another pops up just as quickly as Colin Farrell in a strip club. Elmo now is saying his goodbyes to Sesame Street and Big Bird.

You knew it was bound to happen. Penthouse was the first to jump all over the General Petraeus scandal and make some money off of it. Appropriately titled All In, the film shows the wild antics of the CIA, FBI and that certain ‘socialite’ from Florida.

George Lucas and Disney may have kept the huge Star Wars franchise sale pretty quiet when even the New York Stock Exchange was closed due to Hurricane Sandy, but now that they’ve revealed that Star Wars: Episode VII and beyone will happen, directors have been lining up for a shot. Fans of the films have also put together their own fantasy lists of who they think should take the helm.

Twihards made Summit Entertainment very happy this weekend as the fifth and final installment of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 brought in nearly $350 million. Below are a few things to help you realize if you are a Twihard or not plus a fun drinking game that can get you through the movies if you aren’t one.

Demi Moore won’t be so happy knowing that her ex Ashton Kutcher readily made a naughty little tape with new love Mila Kunis which found it’s way online already. Bombshell Kunis is the latest of Hollywood’s beautiful actresses to have a sex tape leaked on the internet.

Lindsay Lohan might have lost the support of The View’s Barbara Walters, but she just found out that she’s gained a half sister through that good ole dad Michael Lohan. Now Ashley Horn has taken to Facebook as all do to let her family feeling out to anyone who still cares.

Ted Nugent is known to not be afraid of saying whatever crosses his mind no matter how bizarre it may sound to most people. Nugent fans have been shocked that the NRA man has broken his promise to both them and all Americans.

President Barack Obama couldn’t even enjoy a whole week of being re-elected before a shocking scandal hit for General David Petraeus. This thing has spiraled so out of control and entered into some very bizarre territory, that naturally emails eventually start leaking.