Brooke Hogan Sports Dad Hulk Hogan’s Wood In Sex Tape

In a shocking update surrounding the Hulk Hogan sex tap Gawker released today…it has been confirmed that the person originally thought to be Hulk Hogan is actually his daughter, Brooke Hogan.

The secretly recorded tape shows Brooke Hogan and Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Hulk’s friend, Bubba the Love Sponge. Despite Brook’s repeated denials, “it is definitely her,” Gawker reports. “The video is grainy, but look at those shoulders…that’s Brooke!”

Now Brooke’s family is getting involved. Her father Hulk is claiming he was in the video, not his daughter. “Nice try pal,” says Hulk’s wife, Linda. “Those 24-inch pythons belong to Brooke.”

Like Kim Kardashian’s mom, Kris Jenner, Linda was rushing over to operate the camera to get Brooke’s best angles featured, along with plugging her song, but a DUI tripped her up along the way.

You can check it out for yourself below and see who’s appendage that belongs to. Be warned, it’s NSFW, but it’s the weekend so go for it! Thanks to Gawker for the tape link!

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