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26 October, 2012 at 12:36 am

Barack Obama Counters Donald Trump Five Million Dollar Offer

After Barbara Walters dropped her bombshell on Donald Trump only one day after he dropped his bombshell for Mitt Romney, now President Obama finally dropped his bombshell, revealing the “big announcement” he’s been eluding to for days.

“I will personally give 5 million dollars to any charity if Donald Trump publicly releases his hair piece, once and for all,” Obama told the media.

This is the President’s latest attempt to undermine the billionaire’s empire. Trump, who is often critical of Obama, said, “He’s the least transparent president in history…and by that I mean, he’s black. Mitt Romney, on the other hand is about as transparent as any true American can be. He’s whiter than those sheets that were worn by the great men who founded this country and kept it the way it should be.”

The president has become increasingly obsessed with rumors that The Apprentice star may be a “bald, impotent weasel.”

Even supporters of the president are distancing themselves from the stunt. “Asking the Donald to take time away from running a profitable real estate empire is insane,” said Bill Maher on his HBO political talk show.

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