Articles by: Steve Scholtz

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Sets Directors Short List

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Sets Directors Short List

Action Adventure, All News, Movie News, Satire News 20 November, 2012 at 1:07 am

George Lucas and Disney may have kept the huge Star Wars franchise sale pretty quiet when even the New York Stock Exchange was closed due to Hurricane Sandy, but now that they’ve revealed that Star Wars: Episode VII and beyone will happen, directors have been lining up for a shot. Fans of the films have also put together their own fantasy lists of who they think should take the helm.

Barack Obama Counters Donald Trump Five Million Dollar Offer

Barack Obama Counters Donald Trump Five Million Dollar Offer

All News, Satire News, TV News 26 October, 2012 at 12:36 am

After Barbara Walters dropped her bombshell on Donald Trump only one day after he dropped his bombshell for Mitt Romney, now President Obama finally dropped his bombshell, revealing the “big announcement” he’s been eluding to for days.

Tim Tebow Gets Shirtless For God, New York Jets & Servant Women

Tim Tebow Gets Shirtless For God, New York Jets & Servant Women

Satire News, Sports, TV News 5 October, 2012 at 12:25 pm

No one predicted the debate between science and religion would end so quickly, or that proof would come in the pages of a fashion magazine. Recently, Vogue published photos of a shirtless Tim Tebow, which confirm the existence of God.

Shakira Doctors Fear Pregnancy & Shaken Baby Syndrome

Shakira Doctors Fear Pregnancy & Shaken Baby Syndrome

Satire News, TV News 2 October, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Fans were thrilled by news of Shakira‘s pregnancy this week. Doctors, however, are scrambling to prepare for the worst case of shaken baby syndrome in recorded history.

AMC Offers Tina Runs For ‘Breaking Bad Withdrawal

AMC Offers Tina Runs For ‘Breaking Bad Withdrawal

Satire News, TV News 13 September, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Breaking Bad fans are being taken care of by AMC with Tina runs that can tide them over until the hit show returns for the grand finale meth explosion!

‘Breaking Bad’ Withdrawal? AMC Has Tina To Help

‘Breaking Bad’ Withdrawal? AMC Has Tina To Help

Satire News, TV News 2 September, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Breaking Bad fans devastated by the current mid-season hiatus found relief this week as executives at AMC distributed truckloads of their signature Blue Crystal meth to help ease withdraw from the highly addictive show.