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Articles by: Quincy Miller

Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson Talks $500 Mistake

Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson Talks $500 Mistake

All News, TV News 8 November, 2012 at 6:43 pm

FOX News has already given their reason for how Barack Obama and Joe Biden beat out Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan in the 2012 Presidential Election. Today longshot Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson broke down and reacted bitterly to the results of the November 6 election

Barack Obama Shocks Republicans By Embracing Them

Barack Obama Shocks Republicans By Embracing Them

Satire News, TV News 1 October, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Barack Obama shocks and stuns the Republican National Party by embracing them just days before his debate with RNC Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney.

Clint Eastwood’s ‘Trouble With the Curve’ Huge Hit For Empty Chairs

Clint Eastwood’s ‘Trouble With the Curve’ Huge Hit For Empty Chairs

Movie News, Satire News 26 September, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Box-office analysts credit Clint Eastwood’s speech at the Republican National Convention for the overwhelming turnout of empty chairs for his new movie, The Trouble with the Curve.

Al Pacino Tapped For Joe Paterno: “Blind equals Oscar,” he says

Al Pacino Tapped For Joe Paterno: “Blind equals Oscar,” he says

Movie News, Satire News 13 September, 2012 at 12:12 am

Legendary actor Al Pacino is currently in talks to play controversial college football coach Joe Paterno in a new film, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Conspiracy Theorists Unite To Remember Neil Armstrong

Conspiracy Theorists Unite To Remember Neil Armstrong

Satire News, TV News 26 August, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Neil Armstrong, who died yesterday at the age of 82, is remembered by conspiracy theorists for his starring role in the 1969 Hollywood hoax of the Apollo 11 lunar landing.

NTN: 2012 Olympic Female Weightlifters Calendar Has Arrived!

NTN: 2012 Olympic Female Weightlifters Calendar Has Arrived!

Satire News, TV News 8 August, 2012 at 5:51 pm

We know you’ve been watching the 2012 London Olympic Games just waiting for the female weightlifters to come, and now your coming has paid off with the arrival of the 2012 Olympic Female Weightlifters Calendar!

NTN: Caucasians Protest Johnny Depp’s Latest ‘Whiteface’ Role

NTN: Caucasians Protest Johnny Depp’s Latest ‘Whiteface’ Role

Movie News, Satire News 1 August, 2012 at 3:29 am

As Dark Shadows will soon be hitting blu-ray/dvd after a quick run in theaters, Johnny Depp is in serious hot water with America’s white people for playing yet one more character in complete ‘whiteface.’

NTN: Disney Channel Buys Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Sex Tape

NTN: Disney Channel Buys Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Sex Tape

Movie News, Satire News 30 July, 2012 at 2:42 pm

The Disney Channel just bought an unauthorized Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez sex tape today for $1.3 million from an undisclosed source.

NTN: Joel Schumacher says Christopher Nolan “Ruined Batman”

NTN: Joel Schumacher says Christopher Nolan “Ruined Batman”

Satire News 25 July, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Batman & Robin director Joel Schumacher is reportedly furious with Christopher Nolan, saying the Dark Knight Rises auteur “ruined Batman.”

NTN: Liam Neeson Worst Children’s Birthday Clown Ever, Area Mom Reports

NTN: Liam Neeson Worst Children’s Birthday Clown Ever, Area Mom Reports

Movie News, Satire News 23 July, 2012 at 9:02 pm

It’s still unclear why Liam Neeson showed up as the clown at Tommy Lansford’s 5th birthday party in Northridge, CA, yesterday. But Tommy’s mother Mary Lansford claims Neeson ruined the party

NTN: Mourning Nation Wishes ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Superheroes Were Real

NTN: Mourning Nation Wishes ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Superheroes Were Real

Movie News, Satire News 22 July, 2012 at 6:08 pm

The nation is in grief in the aftermath of the tragic shooting at a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises last night in Aurora, Colorado. Citizens across the country mourning the victims and their families can’t help but wish for a world where superheroes are real.

NTN: ‘Dark Knight Rises,’ Makes Rush Limbaugh Turn Against Mitt Romney

NTN: ‘Dark Knight Rises,’ Makes Rush Limbaugh Turn Against Mitt Romney

Movie News, Satire News 22 July, 2012 at 5:39 pm

After his controversial remarks about The Dark Knight Rises earlier this week, Rush Limbaugh attended an early press screening of the film today, and left the theater a self-proclaimed “bleeding heart liberal.”