Articles by: Dale Halfaker

President Obama Sends ‘The Expendables’ To Join Uprising In Libya

President Obama Sends ‘The Expendables’ To Join Uprising In Libya

Movie News, Satire News 17 September, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Showing the entire world, along with Mitt Romney supporters, the true strength of American resolve, President Obama has sent the cast of The Expendables to quell the recent uprising in Libya.

EXCLUSIVE: Miley Cyrus Intruder Claims “I was Just Trying to Fix the Girl’s Hair!”

EXCLUSIVE: Miley Cyrus Intruder Claims “I was Just Trying to Fix the Girl’s Hair!”

Movie News, Satire News 10 September, 2012 at 4:31 pm

The intentions of the scissors-wielding man who jumped the fence of Miley Cyrus’ Los Angeles home on Friday have been revealed.