Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with Essence Magazine recently to dispel rumors that she and Will Smith were getting divorced, even comparing such rumors to the Biblical figure Job. So we at Hollywood Leek decided to share 10 Reasons why we believe this celeb couple is forever…
1. Because Jada’s marriage contract isn’t up for another 2 years.
2. Because Will does all Jada’s clothes shopping for her.
3. Because neither really wants sole custody of Willow.
4. Because Jada said so in the press, and a celebrity’s word is good as gold.
5. Because she’s the only one that still laughs at his jokes.
6. Because they took a vow before God and/or L.Ron Hubbard.
7. Because they are a happy heterosexual couple (unless you’ve heard something different).
8. Because Jada is still acting director of Scientology’s League of Beards.
9. Because in Hollywood, marriage is a sacred institution.
10. Because if the Travolta’s can make it, so can they.
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